CPS renames Spring Break after discovering spring broke

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CPS renames Spring Break after discovering spring  broke

CPS officials have announced the holiday formerly known as Spring Break will now be known as This is not spring. Who really knows what this is? Are there really only four seasons? What about sprinter and sall? It snowed a week ago. Can I wear shorts and it be socially acceptable? Can I wear flip flops and it be socially acceptable? Are flip flops ever socially acceptable? Who decides what is socially acceptable? What is life? Why am I pondering the meaning of life? I’ve been locked in too long. Oh, you better not expect me to clean! Maybe I’ll just go to Florida? Or maybe to Cali? Maybe I’ll just leave the city forever! Hasta lavista Chiberia!-Break.

The embattled holiday shall forever be so known until global warming leads the earth to an eternal summer.

Have a nice break!